The greatest love story the world has ever known.
sethfon 5ever
(Source: poehlerizer, via sarcasmisalanguage)
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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Mary-Grace/MG/Mard. When no one else will high five you, remember that you always have another hand. And if you don't have another hand, get a hook cause that would be cool. Then you could high hook yourself. Or I guess you could call it hooking up with yourself. i like sticking google eyes on rocks and arranging them into a nativity scene or a scene from seinfield
DEAD.
Can’t stop laughing
Why is this so funny?!
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